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Woman#1: Let me get this straight.
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Woman#1: You're selling me to these guys?
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Ben Affleck: What? Nobody is selling anybody, ok?
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Ben Affleck (voice over): I'm giving you to these guys to cover some temporary losses.
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Ben Affleck: I've incurred from gambling on Russian roulette!
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Woman#1: You've been gambling on Russian roulette?
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Ben Affleck: My guy wasn't supposed to die!
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Ben Affleck: I had a system!
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Woman#1: You're high again!?!
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(Woman#1 screaming)
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Ben Affleck: Alright, I may have socially injected some komodo dragon venom.
Just because everyone else was doing it!
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Woman#1: Let go of me!?!
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Ben Affleck: You're being selfish! You don't need both of your kidneys!
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Woman#1: This is not my idea of honeymoon!
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Woman#1: Ben Affleck!?!
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(applauds)
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Note:
1) I guess we are famouse for organ trafficking.
2) Russian Roulette? That is so The Deer Hunter (1978).
3) Ben Affleck is making fun of his, reportedly, gambling problems.
Disclaimer: The tracscripts and unauthorized pictures, taken from a TV monitor off a television broadcast of the Saturday Night Live on NBC, Mar 13, 2004, are not for any commercial purposes.